People to avoid: The Douche
Typically, this individual is male, white, often a scuzzbag, an athlete, and/or wealthy. He’s arrogant, thinks the average woman has been waiting …
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Sensible footwear is a must
Those heels might look super cute, but they’ll get you killed, as will sandals, rubber boots, and clogs. Wear good hiking shoes, …
Tame Your Mane
Got long hair? It’s a liability, something for the Slasher to grab onto, use to yank your head back, expose your throat …
Count your knives
Before heading into the shower, going to bed, or just hanging around the house, make sure to count your knives, especially if …
Keep in shape
Try a three-tiered approach to exercise: power yoga for flexibility, stamina and core strength; bodyweight exercises and plyometrics for power and speed; running …
No cell reception? Turn. Back. Now.
By the way, that goes for GPS, too. If a freakin’ satellite can’t find your destination, you might wanna pick another destination.
Consider wearing a sports bra—all the time
Okay, well, maybe not all the time. But in Slasher-prone settings and situations, you never know when you’ll be called upon to …