Dead animals are always a bad sign
Dead animals are a sure sign that a Slasher is in the area. This goes for an unusual amount of roadkill, animal …
Category: Tips
Tips, rules, and suggestions on how to Survive a Slasher
On Friday the 13th, stay home and do nothing
Of course, staying home may not be enough, as shown in Friday the 13th part 2. It’s best to barricade yourself entirely …
Do not depend on the police
I know, when being stalked by a knife-wielding ntbar, you’d think it’d make sense to go to the cops. Unfortunately, in these …
Explore your surroundings
Let’s be clear: If you’re at a friend’s place, which is next door to the site of a decades-old killing, explore your …
Refuse to babysit
A teenager is left alone, at night, in a big house, with a child to distract her. Admit it; even you’re tempted …
Befriend the obese
Slashers never pursue fat girls and rarely attack groups that include a fat girl. Fat girls, it seems, are Slasher repellent. Having …
Do not join a sorority
Firstly, to a Slasher, sorority life is one long slumber party and the sorority house a contained environment in which to ply …
Never ever participate in a prank
It never pays to be mean, but being mean to a nerd, geek, dork, misfit, freak, or weirdo is liable to get …