July 16, 2012 Tips Dead animals are always a bad sign Dead animals are a sure sign that a Slasher is in the area. This goes for an unusual amount of roadkill, animal … Read More
July 13, 2012 Tips On Friday the 13th, stay home and do nothing Of course, staying home may not be enough, as shown in Friday the 13th part 2. It’s best to barricade yourself entirely … Read More
July 12, 2012 Tips Do not depend on the police I know, when being stalked by a knife-wielding ntbar, you’d think it’d make sense to go to the cops. Unfortunately, in these … Read More
July 10, 2012 Tips Explore your surroundings Let’s be clear: If you’re at a friend’s place, which is next door to the site of a decades-old killing, explore your … Read More
July 9, 2012 Tips Refuse to babysit A teenager is left alone, at night, in a big house, with a child to distract her. Admit it; even you’re tempted … Read More
July 6, 2012 Tips Befriend the obese Slashers never pursue fat girls and rarely attack groups that include a fat girl. Fat girls, it seems, are Slasher repellent. Having … Read More
July 4, 2012 Tips Do not join a sorority Firstly, to a Slasher, sorority life is one long slumber party and the sorority house a contained environment in which to ply … Read More
July 2, 2012 Tips Never ever participate in a prank It never pays to be mean, but being mean to a nerd, geek, dork, misfit, freak, or weirdo is liable to get … Read More