Consider wearing a sports bra—all the time
Okay, well, maybe not all the time. But in Slasher-prone settings and situations, you never know when you’ll be called upon to …
Category: Tips
Tips, rules, and suggestions on how to Survive a Slasher
Skip the school trip
Let’s qualify this a little: the destination does matter. Your class trip to the mayor’s office or local art gallery is, most …
Be prepared to deal with death
You should face it now: though you’ll probably come across a variety of hints that a Slasher is nearby, the moment at …
If you feel the need to say, “Guys, c’mon, this isn’t funny,” your friends are likely dead
However, if it turns out they were just hiding on you or faking their deaths, punch each of them in the ear.
Avoid using outhouses
And for the love of all that is candy-coated, do not perform a duet with your girlfriend while using an outhouse. It’s …
Avoid bloody legends
Use this handy tool modeled on the ever-so-fun and adaptable game Mad Libs to identify potential Slasher-creating legends. Fill in the blanks …
Do not dismiss the creepy doomsayer
You’re in a quaint little town, having stopped there to pick up a six-pack and some Doritoes on your way to your …
Stash weapons throughout the house
Your friends’ll think you’re absolutely insane when you start collecting sharp-edged objects. But that’s exactly what you should do the moment you’ve …