Befriend the obese
Slashers never pursue fat girls and rarely attack groups that include a fat girl. Fat girls, it seems, are Slasher repellent. Having …
Nightmare on Elm Street 5, A: The Dream Child (1989)
In the fifth A Nightmare on Elm Street, Alice has survived her first encounter with Freddy Krueger, as seen in …
Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet (2009)
Initially, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet seemed promising. It opens with a scene that could have been a …
Do not join a sorority
Firstly, to a Slasher, sorority life is one long slumber party and the sorority house a contained environment in which to ply …
Just Before Dawn (1981)
Reviewed by Eric Hatch
Reeker (2005)
In the documentary Going to Pieces, Amy Holden Jones, director of The Slumber Party Massacre, offers her definition of a …