The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher – Andre Farant writing as Oleander Flimus

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The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher

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From goalie-mask-wearing mama’s boys to one-liner-spewing burn victims, Slashers have stalked our woods and haunted our dreams for over thirty years.

Now, perennial “Final Girl” Oleander Flimus (actually, she prefers the term “Survivor Girl”) tells you how to survive a Slasher.

 

In The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher, you will learn:

  • What people, places and activities to avoid
  • What clothes to wear, equipment to pack and weapons to seek out
  • How to best hide from, escape from, and fight off a Slasher

 

Filled with life-saving advice and written in Oleander Flimus’s no-bull style, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is the most useful and fun survival guide you will ever read.

If enough of us read this guide, eventually, the Final Girls will outnumber the victims!

 

Whether you’re a lover of the Slasher film-type or simply love to laugh at its clichés, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is sure to entertain.

This is my love letter to Slasher films.