Do not join a sorority

Firstly, to a Slasher, sorority life is one long slumber party and the sorority house a contained environment in which to ply his “trade”. Second, joining a sorority puts you in direct contact with far too many douche-bags for one person and her “sisters” to handle.

 

A few films in which the above advice was not followed:

Hell Night

The House on Sorority Row

Sorority Row

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