So, so true. Once you’ve gotten your hands on a practical weapon, don’t go propping it against the wall while you peer through the window. Actually, what are you doing peering through windows? Hang onto that machete, axe, butcher knife, or whatever as you would your last breath, ’cause it may be the only thing between you and that final gasp.
Be sure to take a look at our full interview with Jamie Bernadette, and all our Axeman at Cutter’s Creek coverage. And, as always, keep an eye on this very site for more Survive-a-Slasher tips from the ladies of Axeman, including Jamie.